Ultima x - V

Avatar: “This metallic landscape looks weird, but I’m confident: with you, Dupre, the party toughness got indeed enhanced.”
Shamino: “Pah! Warrior=sux; rouge=l337!”
Dupre: “STFU lamer, swashbuckler is no rouge!”
Iolo: “Behold! Men with trenchcoats!”
~ FIGHT: SYNDICATE AGENTS ~
[...]
~ VICTORY ~
Shamino: “w00t… Man, weren’t these hard?”
Iolo: “Mini-gun ownz crossbow :/”
Avatar: “For Lord British sake! Dupre got riddled!”
Iolo: “Wow, taht su… - Ehm - …By the eight virtues, that’s gruesome!”
Shamino: “Lolz…”
Avatar: *IN MANI CORP*
~ RESURRECTION ~
Dupre: “Hey! What happened?”
Shamino: “You got PWNED, suxx0r!”

[ V - continua ]

Ultima x - IV

Dupre: “Lol! Teh party!”
Avatar: “Join?”

Ultima x - III

Shamino: “After we get Dupre we should buy a boat! Jhelom=shipyard!”
Iolo: “Behold! Peasants!”
Avatar: TALK - DIRECTION? NORTH
Peasant: Hi, my name is Guybrush Threepwood, and I’m a mighty pirate!”
Avatar: ATTACK - DIRECTION? NORTH
~ FIGHT: PIRATES ~
[...]
~ VICTORY! ~
Shamino: “Lol… n00bz0r… And BTW, WTF <<You’re as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee>> was supposed to mean?”
Iolo: “Cut the gibberish and open the chest, o swashbuckler.”
Shamino: “You talk gibberish, bard. I talk jabberwock. Now, WTF is that? A rubber chicken?”
Avatar: “Underestimate special items thou shalt not, Shamino.”

Ultima x - II

Iolo: O Avatar, Dupre should be found in the steady towne of Jhelom, recovering from wounds.
Shamino: Hurry! Teh pæth I do know!
Iolo: Behold! Ettins!
Avatar: SHAMINO, THOU ART DRAWING AGGRO!
~ FIGHT: ETTINS ~
[...]
~ VICTORY! ~
Shamino: Lol… Pwned! Ettins=100% chest! Let’s find more!
Avatar: Thou shalt not stray from the quest, Shamino.
Iolo: Listen to the Avatar, o swashbuckler!

[ II - continua ]

Ultima x - I

Shamino: “O Avatar…”
Iolo: “Behold, mongbats!”
Avatar: ATTACK - DIRECTION? RIGHT
~ FIGHT: MONGBATS ~
[...]
~ VICTORY! ~
Avatar: “Phew!”
Shamino: “O Avatar…”
Avatar: “What?“
Shamino: “Thou shalt find Dupre.”
Avatar: “Is that a quest?”
Shamino: “Sort of.”
Avatar: “Let’s go.”

[ I - continua ]